The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast

SR Report April 2021: Weed, Tweets, & Side Piece…..Where My Dawgs At?

What’s popping, SR Tribe!? Salutations and welcome back to another episode of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast. Today we present our monthly current events aka “Sr Report April 2021: Weed, Tweets, & Side Piece…..Where My Dawgs at?” moderated by our outspoken introvert, Sly Boogie! 

 

Shake and Mash report on NY State Senate Bill S854A, which introduced the legalization of weed in NYC and all the benefits associated with it. Weed ain’t never did anything but be there for you.” After years of delayed attempts, state legislation is finally undoing damaging criminal justice laws that accomplished nothing but ruining black people’s lives. Also, establishing a dope ass program that will reinvest millions of tax dollars revenue back into minority communities negatively impacted by the decades-long war on drugs. 

More info here:https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/bills/2021/S854

 

Moe reports on Social media News: The hospitalization of the hardest dude from Yonkers, DMX, the controversy surrounding self-love ambassador Derrick Jaxn, the break up of Sweetie and Quavo, and return of gift, and the trial of Derrick Chauvin for the murder of George Floyd. 

More info: X is Coming - DMX It’s Dark, and Hell Is Hot

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-simple-facts-of-derek-chauvins-trial

 

Flash reports on Alexi Maccammon’s 17-year-old tweets and how they negatively affect her 10 years later as an adult. Should there be a statute of limitations on tweets / social media posts you made when you were younger? 

More info: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/18/business/media/teen-vogue-editor-alexi-mccammond.html

 

Also, Special Happy Birthday Shout out to Shaina!!!!

 

If you’ve read this far, you in the TRIBE and know the vibes, pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “Sr Report April 2021: Weed, Tweets, & Side Piece…..Where My Dawgs at?”. Tune in and join the discussion!

 

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Dickmatized vs. Pussywhipped: Battle of The Genitals

Peace and salutations, SR Tribe! Welcome back to another fresh serving of, The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast, giving the real in a world of fake! Question to the Tribe, have you ever gone above and beyond for the sake of good sex? Have you ever been so blind to someone’s bullshit because the sex was so good? Have you ever reprioritized sex with that person over friends, work, and personal safety? If you answer yes to any of those questions you might have been dickmatized or pussy whipped. In today’s episode, TJ leads the team in moderation and we discuss mesmerizing effects of being hypnotized by the power of sex.

Pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “Dickmatized vs. Pussywhipped: Battle of the Genitals”

 

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SR Contract Guidelines: Read the Fine Print & Renegotiate!!!

Peace, peace, peace, SR Tribe! Welcome back to another fresh serving of, The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast, giving the real in a world of fake!

In today’s episode Shake “The Wanderer” leads the team in moderation and we discuss contracts. A contract is a legally binding document between at least two parties that defines and governs the rights and duties of the parties to an agreement. In the most basic sense, contracts exist when one party makes an offer and the other party accepts it. The use of contracts is common for all major agreements because it is intended to be enforceable by law. 

That is the dictionary meaning, however, the contracts we are referring to today are the agreements/contracts we make in personal relationships, close family, our careers, and even ourselves. These are contractual agreements that we make with the people in our lives and although they are not legally binding, in order to maintain these relationships, we have to make basic agreements. Pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “SR Contract Guidelines: Read the fine print and Renegotiate!!!”

2021 Dating Goals (Dating During the Pandemic)

Peace and Blessing, SR Tribe and greetings to the new members of Sophisticatedly Ratchet Tribe! We want to thank you all for coming back for another episode of the BEST PODCAST EVER- The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast!

The effects of Covid have literally forced us apart from each other. However the urge for human connection hasn’t decreased in the pandemic, it’s actually gone up! In 2020 online dating sites reported a gross increase in user participation. Both Match and Hinge report a 40% increase in user messaging and Tinder racked up over 3 billion swipes in March. Due to the pandemic singles have switched over to online dating when the typical ways of meeting people vanished. Given the current circumstances internet dating is the most practical option, and the dating pool has now changed because of it too? Pull up, tune in and join us as Section 5’s very own Lil Moe aka ”Don’t Zone, my shit” moderates Dating during the Pandemic.  Are we dating to marry in the pandemic? Now that we are on this path do we have to adjust and follow the trend or defy it? Is it harder or easier to be flirtatious because of the mask mandate? Would you be open to Zoom dates?

Let us know your thoughts on the episode, do you agree, disagree? Tell us how you really feel , email us at TheRealSRPodcast@gmail.com. We release new episodes Wednesday on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast (https://linktr.ee/TheSRPodcast). Please be sure to follow us on Instagram (@sophisticatedly_ratchet), Twitter (@TheSRPodcastNY) and Youtube (Sophisticatedly Ratchet) for exclusive content.. 

Special Shout out to Gator Senior, aka Leonardo Mordaunt. Your physical form is at rest but your spirit is active in me, king! You will live on through me and all the lives we’ve touched along our journey. Love you, much black man!

-Mash SpewGod DripDrip aka Gator Jr.

Own That Shit -The Many Faces of Exploitation

Peace and Blessing, SR Tribe! Welcome back to another episode of the BEST PODCAST EVER- The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast! 

 

Today our Outspoken Introvert- Sly Boogie leads the team in moderation as we talk about the many faces of exploitation and unpack how it is prevalent today. Exploitation is defined as the action or fact of treating someone unfairly in order to benefit from their work. We can all agree that historically Black people have been exploited globally and continue to endure. However, here in the Americas specifically - under the most horrific and atrocious circumstances, our people continue to gracefully hurdle the bullshit and pioneer every facet of this society since our kidnapping. 

Over time we have become very familiar with exploitation and calling it out from Military recruiters stationed in black poverty stricken neighborhoods, to Record label executives ripping off talented black artists, Credit card salespeople soliciting applications to penniless black college student and NCAA’s refusal to pay players- robing predominantly Black Athletes’ of Opportunity to Build Generational Wealth just to name a few... Pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “Own That Shit -The Many Faces of Exploitation”

SR Report March 2021: "Uber to Mars, Up till it's Stuck"

Peace and welcome back to another good ass, hood ass episode of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast. Today we present to you, the SR tribe, our monthly current events update aka SR Report March 2021: "Uber to Mars, UP till its Stuck" moderated by our outspoken introvert, Sly Boogie! 

• Sly Boogie updates us on Brooklyn rapper Bobby Shmurder, who was recently released from prison after serving six of his seven year sentence. And unlike some other popular artist, he served his time and didn’t snitch on his tribe for a lighter sentence, respect!
• Flash “The Philosopher'' reports on NASA’s successful Mars exploration on February 18th. After 7 months of space travel from Earth, NASA’s rover Perseverance landed on Mars. With that mankind is now 1 step closer to colonizing the cosmos and Flash asks the team if blacks people care about space exploration?
• Shake reports on  Ubersoca Cruise decision to start collecting payment and the timely issuance of Government Stimulus checks?
• TJ gives us an update on Married at First Sight and the ongoing saga of Chris & Paige. TJ spilled the tea that Chris was still living in his younger hoe days and got a baby on the way. We discuss marriage requirements and make inappropriate comments! 
• Moe provides our social media update and wants to know, “Where the Hell is Our Gotdamn Packages?!?! This Cardi-B/ Up challenge got mail carriers trending and not our amazon deliveries, we need answers.

If you’ve read this far you in the TRIBE and know the vibes, pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “The SR Report March 2021: "Uber to Mars, UP till its Stuck" !

Please Send Nudes

What’s good, SR Tribe? Welcome to another episode of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast! In today’s episode, Mash leads the team in moderation and undresses the topic of nudity. Technically, nudity is a state when a human is not wearing clothing or specifically is not covering the privates. In some societies, partial nudity is defined as not covering other parts of the body that are deemed to be sexual. Worldwide, current social norms vary from banning nudity except in complete privacy to the acceptance of public nudity as a natural human state.

In this episode everyone shares their history discovering nudity and levels of comfort regarding it, we debate which form of nudity is more acceptable male or female, strip club etiquette, and nude beaches. Please pull up, tune in and “Please Send Nudes”...

Cancel Culture Court

Welcome back SR Tribe to another serving of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast!

Within the past several years, the idea that a person can be “canceled” aka, culturally blocked from having a prominent public platform or career — has evolved. The idea of canceling someone coincides with a familiar pattern: A celebrity or other public figure does or says something offensive. A public backlash, often fueled by social media, then comes the calls to cancel the person or basically to end their career. The power of social media has fueled the growth of a Cancel Culture and now if it pleases the Tribe, we present to you our new judicial system, Cancel Culture Court!

In short, Cancel Culture Court is a For Us By Us (FUBU) court system, which interprets, defends, and applies the law in the name of BLACK CULTURE! Cancel Culture Court reviews defendants (i.e. R. Kelly, Bill Cosby, Rachel Dolezal) who have been canceled by the black community, reviews offense & charges and discuss potential appeals if deemed appropriate.

The Cancel Culture Court generally does not create the laws, or enforce the laws. However, we did create Cancel Culture Commandments:

• Thou shall have remorse.
• Thou shall not take sides against the culture
• Thou shall not generalize our struggle or race
• Thou shall protect women and children  
• Thou shall not cancel until all facts are presented
• Thou shall not cancel immediately
• Thou shall not cancel once canceled

 

The Cancel Culture Court decides what really happened and what should be done about it, whether a person committed a cancellable offense and what the punishment should be. The court also provides a peaceful way to decide private disputes that cannot be resolved. Depending on the dispute some cases end up in the federal courts and some end up in state courts, but the only court that matters right now is Cancel Culture Court! Pull up and tune in, Court is in session!

It's The Intimacy For Me

Salutations and welcome to another hearty serving of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast! Often, people use sex and intimacy interchangeably but are they really? The SR Tribe loves when we talk our wild sex shit, but on today’s episode we dialed it back (kinda) and chopped it up about Intimacy. Ironically, this episode was moderated by Shake “The Wanderer”, and he led the discussion on types of intimacy: spiritual, emotional, mental and the one we'll focus on the most today, physical. What does intimacy mean to you, what are the factors that affect the amount of intimacy you invest into a relationship and can you have sex without intimacy?

Pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “It’s the Intimacy for me”.

SR Report February 2021: "Robin The Hood of the Male Ego"

Welcome back to another episode of The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Podcast! The Sophisticatedly Ratchet Tribe requested more current events and we love our tribe. So here we are again with the February SR Report! 

 

• Shake reports on Gamestop stock breaking the market and Robinhood’s response. A group of investors decided that they were going to stick it to the man and started a movement to crush the hedge funds. Using reddit, these groups of small amature investors created a viral movement by concentrating their money on cheap & less desirable stocks to push the price up and win against “the man” who bet against the success of those stocks

 

• Boogie talks about the recent Harriet Tubman $20 Bill Redesign. President Biden’s Treasury Department is studying ways to speed up the process of adding Harriet Tubman’s portrait to the front of the $20 bill after the Trump administration allowed the Obama-era initiative to lapse.

 

• TJ gives us the inside scoop on Married at First Sight. Chris & Paige’s story is the topic of discussion and we touch on attraction, tradition and inappropriate comments! 

 

• Moe sheds light on Taylor Mariie’s horrible experience on January 18th, being attacked and bitten by a group of men on the street in West Harlem. She was beaten, spit on and robbed during the attack, which happened near a liquor store in her neighborhood. She said she felt like she was being attacked by animals after a group of men accosted her in Harlem, biting her face and breaking the skin.

 

If you’ve read this far you in the TRIBE and know the vibes, pull up, tune in and join us as we discuss “The February SR Report”!